Villain Hiring: Help! Author Wants Me Dead Novel

Noble-born orphan Noah discovers a devastating truth: he possesses an empty constitution, rendering him powerless in a world that demands strength. But everything changes when he uncovers the universe's most shocking revelation—reality itself is nothing more than a fantasy novel, and he's destined to play the villain.

Faced with a fatal role he never chose, Noah hatches an audacious scheme. Why accept his doomed fate when he can rewrite the rules? His brilliant solution: hire someone else to be the villain instead.

Now Noah must navigate a treacherous path between survival and deception, recruiting allies and outsmarting fate itself. As he scrambles to find a replacement for his villainous destiny, unexpected romance blooms, epic battles unfold, and hilarious complications arise from his increasingly desperate attempts to escape the narrative's iron grip.

In a world where the author holds absolute power and wants him dead, Noah discovers that the greatest magic isn't strength or cultivation—it's finding loopholes in destiny itself.